Paris…

elijah-turner:

I’m going to have to disagree. But really, what happened with you and tristan?

I’m going to be laughing the day your beer belly starts to show. 

We broke up. That’s it.

(Source: kelsey-montgomery)

Paris…

elijah-turner:

Just stating the facts. You’re not going to stay that hot forever.

Well neither are you.

(Source: kelsey-montgomery)

Paris…

elijah-turner:

Yeah. Save that question until were like 40 and your ass starts sagging across the front yard and stuff.

You’re a ball of joy.

(Source: kelsey-montgomery)

Paris…

elijah-turner:

I think we established that one the day you found out you were pregnant.

Basically. How the hell did we end up here?

Nevermind. Don’t answer that question.

(Source: kelsey-montgomery)

Paris…

elijah-turner:

You’re not some gift from the gods either babe.

so we can agree that Emma has probably the most screwed up teenagers as her parents.

(Source: kelsey-montgomery)

Paris…

elijah-turner:

She get that side from me.

Let’s just hope she doesn’t end up completely like you. 

(Source: kelsey-montgomery)

Paris…

elijah-turner:

Pretty much the same, I guess. I’m tired though.

I guess life has gotten a bit boring since Emma came into the picture. Then again, Emma not boring whatsoever.

(Source: kelsey-montgomery)

Paris…

elijah-turner:

Yeah whatever. Whats up?

Honestly? Nothing. Just listening to music. You? 

(Source: kelsey-montgomery)

(Source: fragileminded)

Paris…

elijah-turner:

I don’t remember saying it would but hey, you either want to talk about it or you don’t. Your choice.

Just be happy with my sister, okay? 

(Source: kelsey-montgomery)